It's getting so you can't type "ranting performance poetry video climate change bespectacled freak" into a search engine without my leering face popping up in front of your startled eyes.
The delicious irony is that, like a serpent eating its own tail or the first chicken coming from its own egg, he's self-fulfilled. If you type "ranting performance poetry video climate change bespectacled freak" into Google it comes up with one result - Danny's post.
A while ago commenters on a post over at Five Chinese Crackers mentioned being number one in Google for "pubs in leeds belgian beer", "Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks grapple fake hookers" and 5CC's own "Paul Dacre's robot arm".
It's something I've brought up in conversation with a couple of bloggers since, and I think it's time to start a meme.
Give me five great things that your blog or websites rank number one in Google searches, then tag five other blogs. Bonus points if you manage to have any sexual content in the phrase, as it's fairly easy to be top of the heap for 'post-marxist dialectics in contemporary radical discourse' than it is for summat like 'fisting shaven catholic teens'.
Bristling Badger's number one for:
"An old man wanking into a sock"
"Fuck you liberal democrats"
"Baboon in a bucket"
and - a matter of considerable personal pride - I also get number one for Strawberry Switchblade.
What about you;
A Daisy Through Concrete
The Quiet Road
Alice In Blogland