tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post8441534199573834608..comments2023-11-19T17:31:49.939+00:00Comments on Bristling Badger: number onesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-25517346251556629052009-11-25T11:15:07.010+00:002009-11-25T11:15:07.010+00:00I answered the call...<a href="http://numero57.net/?p=1898" title="The Quiet Road" rel="nofollow">I answered the call</a>...Jim Blisshttp://numero57.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-38188688430233570022009-11-25T02:26:20.555+00:002009-11-25T02:26:20.555+00:00And Alice In Blogland's response is live!And <a href="http://alice-in-blogland.blogspot.com/2009/11/google-number-ones.html" rel="nofollow">Alice In Blogland's response</a> is live!merrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959849087751101034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-16434472412390041302009-11-23T11:04:14.918+00:002009-11-23T11:04:14.918+00:00Good work there, Danny. Two clearly sexual, with t...Good work there, Danny. Two clearly sexual, with two more having a bit of a saucy frisson to them too.<br /><br /><a href="http://dreamflesh.com/blog/2009/11/number-ones/" rel="nofollow">Dreamflesh has done his one</a>, which includes the magnificent 'microsoft office swastika' and - be glad about your epitaph, consider what it'd be like havnig this on your headstone - 'strap-on transexual freud devil'.merrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959849087751101034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-52967420029725008152009-11-23T09:44:50.034+00:002009-11-23T09:44:50.034+00:00Ahhhh the time-wasting joy! Thanks Merrick.
Here ...Ahhhh the time-wasting joy! Thanks Merrick.<br /><br />Here are five of my number ones, which I believe reflect my spectrum of writing topics fairly well:<br /><br />"sex kills more people than terrorism"<br />"Pink and purple sparkly cowboy hats"<br />"Zombie-freezing technology"<br />"sprayed with Kelvin Mackenzie's bile"<br />"police premature ejection"<br /><br />Though I'd like to also give honourable mentions to:<br /><br />"anarchist-eco-hippy-tree-munching-lentil-loving-mud-warrior"<br />"The people vs. climate chaos"<br /><br />and<br /><br />"a boat carved out of a giant carrot"<br /><br />This particular phrase returns 101 exact matches, all of them referring to me. Which I think, according to the rules of the internet, means that I now have to get it carved on my headstone.Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09576844505273423952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-34057545767368348202009-11-21T11:54:26.868+00:002009-11-21T11:54:26.868+00:00I'll have to employ you as SEO consultant to o...I'll have to employ you as SEO consultant to our clients who complain about not being number one - it might not be fore the phrase they want but...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03476574836053186724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-37408406340522672242009-11-20T23:58:51.503+00:002009-11-20T23:58:51.503+00:00Five mighty impressive entries there Paul. The pie...Five mighty impressive entries there Paul. The piers one's done something quite remarkable, it's made me look forward to seeing the twat on telly so I can chuckle at his mum's predilection for seaside piers. Thankyou.merrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959849087751101034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-28107253240484267052009-11-20T19:16:48.334+00:002009-11-20T19:16:48.334+00:005...
Piers Morgan said his mother named him due t...5...<br /><br />Piers Morgan said his mother named him due to her love of piers in particular Llandundo PierPaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07477727620596783913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-27205994886800512172009-11-20T19:06:25.033+00:002009-11-20T19:06:25.033+00:00Give this man a poke in the eye with a shitty stic...Give this man a poke in the eye with a shitty stick from me please. - and it's about Noel Edmonds.<br /><br />the dull routine of vanilla missionary intercourse. - Yay! A sexual one! 2 extra brownie points!<br /><br />"a snake wearing lipstick." in inverted commas. - what surprised me was that I wasn't the only person to have typed those particular words.<br /><br />It's like some stone stegasaurus is incubating a brood of dragons. - partly because I spelt stegosaurus wrong.Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07477727620596783913noreply@blogger.com