A Spaceman Came Travelling.
Even Jim Bliss' favourite, When I Think Of You.
Trawl all you like through the murky pit of emetic sludge that is Chris De Burgh's repertoire, can you find anything that'd make you want to get pissed with your mates and mosh about?
So then, how come it's happening in New Zealand?
Chris de Burgh concert was marred by people vomiting and falling down a bank. A man was knocked unconscious in a brawl.
This is clearly beyond lively japes. It is the actions of people whose brains have fulminated and burst because the Lizard King is trying out his alien mind-control techniques.
It's surely no coincidence that this starts in New Zealand, the country whose media reported Oswald's arrest before it happened, clearly the centre of the plan to take over the world. It is quite plainly a sign.
We obviously haven't got long now.