glastonbury: a load of bull

Next month's Glastonbury Festival is to have a 200 seater bullring built from old canal lock doors. Festival head honcho Michael Eavis told the BBC

I've got this bullfighter coming over from Portugal with a cape to fight an artificial bull in a mock bull fight.

They can't get any British bullfighters for the simple reason that such cruelty to animals is illegal in the UK.

What's going to be new for next Glastonbury? Paying convicted badger baiters and dog-fighters to hold mock fights?