I remember the Disney attempt to cash in on the late 70s space movies, The Black Hole.
Agog at the fluttering acres of money that Star Wars had made on merchandising, they wanted something like that for themselves. There were Black Hole models, Black Hole pencil cases, even Black Hole black soap.
The movie bombed and Woolworth's 'Everything reduced to 20p' bin was brimming for several months after.
Somehow, I think I've stumbled on some remaindered Donnie Darko merchandise.
Does anyone on this planet have the faintest fucking clue what is going on with this packet of poppadoms?
I understand having a cherubic youngster appearing to be eating one, but why the fuck is he being menaced by giant sinister disfigured rabbit?