Monday, February 04, 2008

death by badger

I believe I have found the best line ever to appear in a news story.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area"
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous11 February 2008 at 00:00

    Yeah, but Merrick... we're both well aware that military spokespeople can't be trusted.

    Check out this image... British soldiers on patrol in Basra, using trained honey-badgers as back-up.

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