I just bought tickets for Motorhead at Leeds Academy. The person at the box office said there were 66 left for standing and just over 100 left in the seats.
This means over two hundred people have chosen to buy seats even though there's room in the stalls.
Who the fuck are these people? Excepting those with a relevant disability, anyone who would prefer seated tickets for Motorhead shouldn't be allowed any tickets for Motorhead.
Top of the list for my first decree when I'm president of the world.
I'm doing a two-week run at the Edinburgh Fringe
2 weeks ago