tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post2283434347230652674..comments2023-11-19T17:31:49.939+00:00Comments on Bristling Badger: the worst film ever madeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-69159591946070957332008-07-14T02:02:00.000+01:002008-07-14T02:02:00.000+01:00Walt, I'm sorry pal but you're just wrong.Frampton...<B>Walt</B>, I'm sorry pal but you're just wrong.<BR/><BR/><I>Frampton walking on a road that is long and winding whilst singing The Long and Winding Road. At this point you start banging your head against the nearest available hard surface.</I><BR/><BR/>That, my friend, is near the end of the film. How the fuck do you get more than an hour in before *starting* to bang your head against a hard surface?<BR/><BR/><B>Adam</B>, the scrotal delight was simply going to Google Images and asking for testicles. Quite why someone put a picture of their shaven sunny sac online is beyond me, but that pic is all over the internet.<BR/><BR/>And I am right about Frampton though aren't I? <BR/><BR/>Incidentally, in the movie his character's brother is played by Paul Nicholas. That twatty actor came to prominence in stage musicals - Jesus Christ Superstar, Hair, Grease - then landed the role of <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqUCkJZg6FY" REL="nofollow">Cousin Kevin</A> in the movie of Tommy (his dad was The Who's lawyer); how can you sing such a sinister song whilst wearing Nazi symbols and still look like a light comedy smug tosser?<BR/><BR/>Musicals are the worst of acting and the worst of music. Not content with shit-showering us with musicals, Nicholas gave us double trouble - after Sgt Pepper he released crap records and went on to star in crap sitcoms.<BR/><BR/>Twat.merrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959849087751101034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-80779881899747843132008-07-11T10:25:00.000+01:002008-07-11T10:25:00.000+01:00Fucking hell geezer, thank you for the best and lo...Fucking hell geezer, thank you for the best and longest out of control hilarious giggle I've had in a long time!<BR/><BR/>I don't feel I even need to check out the film after reading your thang. <BR/><BR/>The Justing Hawkins minus balls equals Frampton thing is utterly inspired - and where did you get a picture of a gigantic bozack suspended above an ocean for fuck's sake? What kind of "research" have you been doing lately? Sweet Jesu!<BR/><BR/>In other news, nice one for mentioning The Coconut Revolution in your Simon Mann piece - I caught this by accident on late night telly a few years back and was absolutely blown away - I've told many people about it and always wondered who made it etc.<BR/><BR/>I always remember the moment where the locals had made gun shapes out of coconut wood, and used chemical tubing from the abandoned plant to fire coconut wood arrows from them at passing helicopters – making the soldiers think they were better armed than they really were. <BR/><BR/>Stirling work as ever.<BR/><BR/>Yours, <BR/><BR/>Brigadier Sir Colonel Rhythmic Gingeington (Capt.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-64359741685958335632008-07-08T23:42:00.000+01:002008-07-08T23:42:00.000+01:00After such a glowing review I had to watch this mo...After such a glowing review I had to watch this movie. And boy was he wrong. It's worse, much, much worse than he conveys.<BR/><BR/>You start off being vaguely amused at the idea, laughing at how daft it is.<BR/><BR/>But then you find it beginning to grate a little, irritate even. It starts to annoy you before finally offending all you hold dear.<BR/><BR/>But you still can't switch it off.<BR/><BR/>You start to notice just how literally the pictures reflect the lyrics. Frampton walking on a road that is long and winding whilst singing The Long and Winding Road.<BR/><BR/>At this point you start banging your head against the nearest available hard surface.<BR/><BR/>But you watch it to the end in stunned silence.<BR/><BR/>Even after you've slept on it, the film haunts you for days afterwards. It really does.<BR/><BR/>Avoid at all costs !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-67605634416117227752008-07-08T13:24:00.000+01:002008-07-08T13:24:00.000+01:00My my, that really is quite an eye opener. I'd lov...My my, that really is quite an eye opener. <BR/><BR/>I'd love to have been at the meeting where this idea was pitched.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-6584280207565888212008-07-02T12:22:00.000+01:002008-07-02T12:22:00.000+01:00Oh Merrick - why oh why did you do this to yoursel...Oh Merrick - why oh why did you do this to yourself?<BR/><BR/>It did remind me though - you might like this if you've not seen it already:<BR/><BR/>http://www.avclub.com/content/<BR/>topics/My_Year_Of_Flops<BR/><BR/>One of the reviewers from The Onion AV Club decided to spend a whole year watching films that had commercially and critically flopped, and re-assessing them.<BR/><BR/>His take on Sgt Pepper is here:<BR/><BR/>http://www.avclub.com/content/blog<BR/>/my_year_of_flops_case_file_51_sgt<BR/><BR/>His articles are usually insightful, frequently hilarious, and a brilliant way to waste many, many otherwise productive hours of your life. Go to it! <BR/><BR/>DxDannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09576844505273423952noreply@blogger.com