tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post114858813948263326..comments2023-11-19T17:31:49.939+00:00Comments on Bristling Badger: you're ugly and wrongUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1149820973146387852006-06-09T03:42:00.000+01:002006-06-09T03:42:00.000+01:00Just this week I found myself wondering why the fu...Just this week I found myself wondering why the fuck I buy this mag every month. Twice, actually - US and UK editions. I don't even read them anymore - they repeat the same crap over and over again. <BR/><BR/>I've got 3 years worth at the moment. Had 12 years worth before I left the states. Surely there's a self-help group for this?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1149569806748569822006-06-06T05:56:00.000+01:002006-06-06T05:56:00.000+01:00If you shop at Morrison's then you are confronted ...If you shop at Morrison's then you are confronted by their checkout racks of celeb gossip mags and a thing called Men's Health Magazine. <BR/><BR/>Every month this title has 'Get A 6 Pack For Summer!' or 'Fight The Flab: Get That 6 Pack Back!' or somesuch.<BR/><BR/>Aside of the peculiarity of desiring an abdomen that looks like you're gestating sextuplets of the monster from Alien, the point is that if any of the plans really worked then they'd only sell one issue of the mag.<BR/><BR/>Their repeated promises of the same thing are all the evidence we need that they're lying.merrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959849087751101034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1149553542483720132006-06-06T01:25:00.000+01:002006-06-06T01:25:00.000+01:00But if I didn't read Cosmo, how would I ever learn...But if I didn't read Cosmo, how would I ever learn the 12 secrets to satisfying my lover?<BR/><BR/>OK, OK, so I haven't had one of them in a while... but you got to keep up with the latest tricks. Otherwise one day I'll have a lover and won't know all the new shit.<BR/><BR/>Just imagine it... there we are in bed and I'm still doing all the stuff from months ago! "It's June you idiot! Anti-clockwise clitoral stimulation is <EM>sooo</EM> last November!"<BR/><BR/>How embarrassing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com