tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post114470073063225455..comments2023-11-19T17:31:49.939+00:00Comments on Bristling Badger: travelling fnarr and wideUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1146075900716848882006-04-26T19:25:00.000+01:002006-04-26T19:25:00.000+01:00Ehup,There was a kid at my school called Steven Pi...Ehup,<BR/><BR/>There was a kid at my school called Steven Pidcock. Poor fella had his name used by the boys as a name for the perineum. "The Pidcock". Hmm, still has a ring to it. Still used among old boys I believe. <BR/><BR/>Also, there was a poultry farmer called A. Rowbottom in my area. Pronounced 'rawbottom'. Ironic, considering his profession. <BR/>(And his "Anal Rampage" video series).<BR/><BR/>And...My German teacher was one Richard William Anderson. Dick Willie to his pupils. Dick Willie to everyone, he didn't have any pupils (in his eyes).<BR/><BR/>Plus...My French teacher was called Arthur Fucktunnel-Cramjacksie.<BR/><BR/>Or was he?<BR/><BR/>Adamrhythmicgingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14674754120711138805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1146036051651381572006-04-26T08:20:00.000+01:002006-04-26T08:20:00.000+01:00RA, there was a lad in my year at school called Bo...RA, there was a lad in my year at school called Boocock.<BR/><BR/>When we had a history lesson explaining the origin of surnames we were told that, for example, the surname Cooper means there was a barrel maker back along the line somewhere. <BR/><BR/>I suggested Boocock's ancestors were flashers. Everyone, even the teacher, found it funny. Except Boocock of course.merrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10959849087751101034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1145579518502778122006-04-21T01:31:00.000+01:002006-04-21T01:31:00.000+01:00My dad used to work with a guy called Richard Shi'...My dad used to work with a guy called Richard Shi'ite. He was referred to as "Richard the Turd".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1145397451615532492006-04-18T22:57:00.000+01:002006-04-18T22:57:00.000+01:00Today i had to make a call at work to a man who wa...Today i had to make a call at work to a man who was the site manager for some building company or other. He in turn had to re-direct my enquiries to another gentleman.<BR/><BR/>"Ok" is ay, "who do I need to speak to?"<BR/><BR/>"I'll give you his number.. hang on.. its 07749..etc..."<BR/><BR/>"Right, but what's this fell's name?"<BR/><BR/>"I'll spell it out for you.. I'm not saying it"<BR/><BR/>"What? can't you just tell me? I'm not bothered about the spelling"<BR/><BR/>"It's spelt P-O-O-C-O-C-K"<BR/><BR/>"Poocock?"<BR/><BR/>"Yes"<BR/><BR/>"I'm sorry to be so un-professioanl, but that's a fucking great name"<BR/><BR/>" Yeah, I know.. just don't let him know that you think it's funny, he's a bit touchy about it"<BR/><BR/>-------------<BR/><BR/>As an asside... My dad had this mate years ago called David Dick. Whaen he was getting married his wife-t0-be mad him change it to David Ritchie. Afer she left him (due to his infidelity with our next door neighbour Celia.. {whi is a whole story in herself!} ) he changed it back to Dick. <BR/><BR/>I'll tell you about Celia and the vicar another time..<BR/><BR/>RARAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17716790076177977941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1145298966359387362006-04-17T19:36:00.000+01:002006-04-17T19:36:00.000+01:00I thought Formby was a double entendre for a town....I thought Formby was a double entendre for a town...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1145292891618220002006-04-17T17:54:00.000+01:002006-04-17T17:54:00.000+01:00Perhaps this is a relatively phenomon or was Formb...Perhaps this is a relatively phenomon or was Formby also double entendre town when u where a lad Merrick?<BR/><BR/>There might have been an Oxfam shop in <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ormskirk" REL="nofollow">Ormskirk</A> when I lived in the vicinity. If so nothing more. These days every other shop is a charity shop, more per head than any other town in the world.... :) <BR/><BR/>Bluebellscarletharlot69https://www.blogger.com/profile/02945743240393735233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8441439.post-1145035452856605602006-04-14T18:24:00.000+01:002006-04-14T18:24:00.000+01:00My local carpet shop has a huge sign outside that ...My local carpet shop has a huge sign outside that says 'We've got piles!'<BR/><BR/>Fnurk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com